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Emily Vaughan
Editor in Chief
Show runner; sovereign leader; unreliable narrator; bigwig extraordinaire.
Ben Olson
Senior Editor, Chief Design Officer
Makes too much money making colors and shapes for shady corporations, so offsets his time by making fun of them. Appreciates mac-and-cheese dinners, the oxford comma, and bullying internet celebrities. Accolades include a J.D. Power Award and Amazon’s June 2021 award for “Drunkest Delivery Driver.”
Zack Shafer
Chief Technology Officer
Honey, that’s comedy gold! I’m living for it! You just slayed me with that one-liner, hunty! Werk! I can’t stop laughing, it’s like my laughter is on a runway, serving face and strutting its stuff! You’ve got jokes for days, darling, and you’re serving up the giggles like nobody’s business. You better sashay away with that humor because you just snatched my funny bone and left it gagging for more. Con-drag-ulations, you’ve got the laughter factor, and you’re serving it up with charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! Shantay, you stay in the funny lane, my fabulous friend!
Amina
Editor
The (much needed) voice of reason for the admin team.
T Dog
T Dog works for Big Government, but we let him write for us as long as he gives the access codes when the time comes.
Anne Ominous
Anne is the paper's secret agent. A master of disguise, she's the real-life Perry the Playtus, infiltrating America's shadiest corporations.
